A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!
A book
which people praise,
but never read
Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early
A banker
provided by
nature
A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before
A person
who kills
your ills
by pills,
and kills you
by his bills!
It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!
The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes
