вторник, 11 май 2010 г.

Wonderfully described definitions.........;)

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other! 



CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read 



BOSS:
Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early 



FATHER:
A banker
provided by
nature 



ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before 




DOCTOR:
A person
who kills
your ills
by pills,
and kills you
by his bills!



MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master 



TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power! 




YAWN:
The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth 




OFFICE:
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life 




EXPERIENCE:
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes